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Wino Wednesday – Drink All the Wine

September 25, 2013

Remember how I was recently bitching about being kind of broke and work not going well?  Yeah…scratch that.  I mean, I still need more hours and money and all that, but you know what it turns out we have enough money for?  Shocker….wine.  I should probably preemptively make a sign that says ‘will dance for wine’.

Our house grew by two cases this last two weeks.  Yes, 2 CASES.  A shipment we’ve been waiting on for at least a month from Kestrel finally arrived Monday.  I opened the box and angels flew out.  If I’m going to be home and broke, I’m going to do it while tossed on good wine.  A girl’s gotta have some standards.

In other important news: E.L James, the author of the 50 Shades books, is now making wine.  You can read all about it here.  I’m still not sure how I feel about it.  On the one hand, if it’s tasty, all is forgiven.  However, if it’s just another celebrity garbage wine….well then I guess it will just fit right in with the caliber of her books.  Seriously people, wines aren’t perfume, quit it.  With that said, I will now quit hating.  If I had the opportunity to create my own wine, you can bet your sweet red room of pain that I would be.

Also happening: I’m baking pumpkin bread right now.  All you fall freaks rejoice!  See, I told you I like pumpkin things too.  I’m still in no hurry to bust out the boots and hot cider though, so just slow it down folks.  Really, the pumpkin bread is just a vehicle for butter.  I literally called my mom the other night, distraught because I had NOTHING to put butter on.  Not a damn thing.  Do you know how upsetting that is?  So this is me fixing that problem.

Finally, I leave you with this thought of the day:  Kangaroos have three vaginas.  True story, just learned it.  So go ahead and let that simmer.  Happy Wednesday bitches!

 

 

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2 Comments
  1. Sharon permalink

    I did not know that about Kangaroos, hahahaha!

  2. Laura28 permalink

    3 vaginas sounds like a nightmare!!! do they also have 3 wombs…haha uteri…a googling I must now go!

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